helicopter

(n.) A significant other who finds it necessary to hover around his or her mate at all times.

"I'd love to come to girls' night, but my helicopter probably won't let me out of his sight."

by Lush February 25, 2004

HelicopterDick

The hilarity that ensues when a femme tries on her masculine-identified significant other's strap-on, and ends up just swinging it around randomly, yet in centrifugal motions, similar to a helicopter.

I spent 3 hours in the bathroom wearing a strap-on for the first time ever playing HelicopterDick.

by HeatherYvonne January 12, 2015

Apache attack helicopter

A way for a transphobes to say that they have no fucking idea how gender works

Transphobes:"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"

by Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren February 19, 2022

Attack/helicopter

Just like nor/mal pronouns, these are usually used by people with a very small pp, most of the times these people are closeted gays as well, but not always

Jimmy: I heard that Bob goes by attack/helicopter pronouns, that means he has a small pp!

by I_speak March 31, 2021

Helicopter Bed

After a big night out when you lie down, be it in your bed or on the pavement, the sensation of spinning round like a helicopters rotors

'Oh my God, I'd such bad helicopter bed last night I thought I'd take off'

by lolopops March 25, 2009

Helicocktor

When you rotate your erect penis in a helicoptor blade fashion and slap a female or (male's) face.

Gary: I gave Sally a helicocktor last night and now she listens to me better!

Bob: That's awesome! Ima try it on Debra!

by Thug Nasty G-Life December 15, 2012

Turbulent Helicopter

While on an aircraft attending the bathroom, the aircraft hits extreme turbulence while you are in mid-stream. This results in you automatically putting your hands out to stop you from slamming wall to wall in the bathroom. After the turbulence has stopped, you realize you have pissed all over the bathroom and leave in shame.

Ohh man I just experienced a Turbulent Helicopter. It was bad mate, I almost drowned!

by Youwishyouwerentme March 18, 2014