Health Terrorism

When someone attempts to sabotage your workout, your diet, or your time in a vain effort to keep you from being healthy.

P: Wow Matt, my protein shake tastes awfully fatty...did you put something extra in it? You know that could be considered Health Terrorism right?

M: No Pete you are just a douche...

P: That's bullshit you are a health terrorist!!!

by peteybananas January 3, 2013

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Healthcareonomics

The study of how normal economic forces get twisted, warped, and broken when applied to the American health care system.

You spent $7,000 extra in health insurance premiums, to buy a Gold policy that only knocked $2,000 off the Bronze plan deductible? That's healthcareonomics for you.

by WackeMD September 12, 2016

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Healtherize

Taking a non healthy food item and turning it into a healthier still tasty version.

I'm gonna healtherize that pizza!

by Nic4166 September 12, 2016

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health streak

When you decide to do a lot of healthy things during a long period of time. For example: eating healthy foods, exercising, drinking plenty of water, etc.

" Hey Judah I'm going on a health streak this summer to better myself as a human person."

"Sweet dude."

by NotGalidan May 10, 2017

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health meter

A brand that makes scales

I bought a health meter branded scale and it said I weighed 400 pounds.

by mymothersmysister May 27, 2018

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Health dyke

a girl who attends hphs and thinks that she is a guy and wears clothes like a guy. a girl who forgets she still has a vagina and there is still blood coming out of it.

these health dykes are wildin out

by gerald green August 29, 2018

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