john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

hayden grandadam

Hayden is Handsome admirable young desirable exquisite and naughty he is also a 6,2 male with a funny sense of humor nice eyes and nice teeth

Look at Hayden Grandadam he’s such a freak

by Haygrand March 14, 2023

Hayden foltz

A godamn Jew that doesn't shut the fuck up about cats

Fuck u Hayden foltz

by Hayden foltz March 23, 2023

Hayden guzik

A very stinky ginger who dwells in the sewers of southern Massachusetts, otherwise known as ging kid by her friends. People with this name are known for their shear inability to play games like RDR2 and Hogwarts legacy as well as an expert ability to perfectly Fortnite dance at any time or occasion.

“Dude you smell like straight up Hayden Guzik… go take a shower!”
Hayden guzik is definetly gonna **** up the school!

by Mrnotant June 4, 2023

Hayden Ensor

Hayden Ensor is a legendary nopixel player and Leader of JCG, feared in all of Los Santos. Hayden is especially known for his silver “juicer Cut”, killer for the smallest reason, just being a menace to society and never losing a war.

“OMG it’s Hayden Ensor, do what he says or we might get killed”

by ESK mangement September 22, 2022

hayden lake

Hurricanes cabin is there and it's an awesome place to smoke and trip balls.

Friend: "you going to Hayden lake again?"
Me: "I'm trying to become one with nature!"

by T0rn4d0 April 13, 2014

Hayden Rouse

Hayden Rouse Is a fucking legend. He’s a great friend, really nice, awesome at Sport, and is so funny. He also lets loose some really wet farts so be careful! He is amazing at fishing.

Definition

Boy- “Awww who farted”
Boy 2-“Man, ur so stupid. It was Hayden Rouse num nut”
Boy- “Oh yeah I taught he left the room. Silly me”

by waterlover123098 June 29, 2023