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Hank

a beast loves air toes and never fight with this man he is 7´2 and can pick you up and throw you across the room!
OMG i wish i was a hank
by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021
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Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022
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hank 3

Hey I take my shots straight out of the jug and I like to grt pure drunk in the Mississippi mud
Babababababaa
Hank 3-Looks like hank sr on weed
Because he is
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Hank Lu

(n.) The pinnacle of success in the field of claims adjusting.
(v.) Completing an amzing feat in within a claim.
(n.) I took in 15 features and closed 20 today, I felt like Hank Lu.
(v.) I really Hank Lu'd my total loss claims today.
by OddFan August 23, 2011
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Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
by moobm'n May 26, 2023
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Hank

Noun. When she is being a ho and a skank. She is being a Hank.

Hank derives its meaning from the combination of the word ho which means n. A prostitute and the word skank which means n. A sleazy or unpleasant person

Me: Please don't invite Regina to the party.

Friend: why shouldn't I invite her?
Me: because she is a total Hank
Her Dad's name is Hank and so is she.
by Bee Rye N Mirrors February 17, 2021
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Hank

A Hank is the most precious person you will ever meet. He is cute and makes you smile when you see his face. He is like a baby. He is the bast friend you could ever meet. He will tend to spend more time around girls than boys. When you see him you will want to hug him forever. His fashion sense is amazing. When he can he will wear a bow tie.
"Have you seen Hank today?"

"Yeah, why is he wearing a tie?"
by DarriDork534 April 18, 2019
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