Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

pappy hank

a really funny and nice guy. hes always so welcoming to new people and is a great staff member.

pappy hank asked me how i was the other day

ikr hes so nice always checking up on people

by chrimpo January 12, 2021

Triple Hank

An unlikely situation resulting in three (or sometimes more) individuals united by a common factor.

The three of us? Team up? What is this, some kind of Triple Hank situation?

by TheDeejster June 19, 2025

hank

Hank is the definition of someone who has all the power in the world

Hank hanked my ass

by Hanker26 October 6, 2022

hank on a glass

A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass

Hank on a glass was on my glass all night

by Sparky120 January 5, 2017

Hank

Another name for a bitch

Guy 1: Dude you acting like a hank right now.
Guy2: Dude low-key fuck you

by Garre Storks September 14, 2016

Spanks Hank

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.

Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.

by Turbulentcucumber August 3, 2022