When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.
My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster
by Locuk February 18, 2017
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Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.
by Steffaninja June 23, 2017
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A term frequently used on gay hookup apps indicating a desire for someone to have anal sex with the speaker.
This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.
This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.
Jon: hey there sexxy can we hook up?
Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?
Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….
Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.
Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.
Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.
Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?
Belinda: you guys are so gross.
Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?
Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….
Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.
Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.
Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.
Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?
Belinda: you guys are so gross.
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Person A: Have you met Joey the hamster girl yet?
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.
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Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!
John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!
John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018
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