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golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.
My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster
by Locuk February 18, 2017
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angry hamster

When you're mad at your boyfriend so you blow another dude, then keep his jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then, you go back to your manwhore and make out with him, giving him some of your hamster load.
Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.
by Steffaninja June 23, 2017
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lost hamster

A term frequently used on gay hookup apps indicating a desire for someone to have anal sex with the speaker.

This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.
Jon: hey there sexxy can we hook up?

Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?

Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….

Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.

Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.

Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.

Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?

Belinda: you guys are so gross.
by Ka05mau5 July 18, 2023
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one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.
Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.
by Magikpineapple April 29, 2014
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Teddy Bear Hamster

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!
What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.
by Squishy mongoose October 31, 2019
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Joey the hamster girl

A sweet person who loves hamsters very much but is slowly going broke from spending all of their money on their pet hamster.
Person A: Have you met Joey the hamster girl yet?
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.
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Sock Hamster

A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.
Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!

John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018
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