An elegant woman with such beauty and such grace. She has the biggest of bootys and the biggest of boobs. Her face though tops it all off with such indescribable looks. She is ineffable
Guy 1: Haley Alexis Spaulding has huge boobs and a big butt
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it
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A borderline delusional method of manifestation that is unknowingly used & only works because Haley Hartman full heartedly believes it is real & therefore it is.
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Get the The Haley Hartman Effect mug.A rebellion child. A special somebody in many different ways. Can be dominent and edgey, but sometimes can be a tender and sensitive soul. Is very passionate about religion and is respected throughout wherever they attend. And has a very well known “bad reputation” some would say.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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