captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 9, 2021

Hosing out the outhouse

The act of peeing in a butt.

Summer lost the bet to Jackie, so he is going to be hosing out the outhouse

by JackieBuckner79 December 7, 2017

evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)

dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.

by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

bo's hose

what bo's hoes are looking for a ride on

look at all the bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose

by davuk September 20, 2021

Fire hose

when you're pissing with a boner.

bruh, this morning I had a huge Fire hose, my piss got all over the john.
Piss Shit toilet

by soIcanenteranythinghere? December 25, 2015

hose guy

Most dangerous thing that exists ever

The hose guy can destroy anything

by Mooseymoose1235 January 20, 2017