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evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011
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hose dragon

Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon
"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"
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Thirst hose

Stop playing with your thirst hose, Bobby.
by Music Club December 13, 2018
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spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off
Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."
by Krkič February 6, 2019
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Hose dragged

When a firefighter is so tired of dragging hose he has to be dragged instead, due to lack of sleep from working another 48 hour shift.
Yo dude you look like you got hose dragged after that fire. You good man?
by Axeman51 September 26, 2018
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Lil Garden Hose

Not a very well-known rapper in the community, but is sure to be on the rise when he drops his single “quench.” He mostly raps about AIDS and shit.
Man, I can’t wait for “quench” by Lil Garden Hose to drop.
by AIDS n SHIT May 29, 2018
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Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one
Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock
by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
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