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news hole

The amount of space (in print) or airtime (in radio and TV) given to news content.
In today's 24-hour news cycle a lot of garbage gets aired just to fill the news hole.

or conversely:

Shrinking newspaper profits have led to a smaller news hole in most daily newspapers.
by Sucka Free City October 22, 2007
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Chito Hole

A seemingly miraculous break in an otherwise impenetrable line of thunderstorms.
A certain airline dispatcher working for a large regional airline finds a break in the weather that no other living dispatcher can see. It is told through legend that when looking at a radar screen Chito can use his magic vision to sense a hole between storms. When questioned about the accuracy of these weather anomalies he responds “I’m looking at it right now and it looks good”.
Man that weather looks bad, I hope we can find a Chito Hole
by Trailerpark1 May 26, 2010
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Hobbit hole

A word used for your room when you retreat into it for long periods of time (usually includes food, electronics, and netflix)
Friends: Where's Jim?
Mom: Oh, He's gone up to his darn hobbit hole again!
by Cinquante March 30, 2015
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F hole

In the musical world it is know as the acoustic holes to the left and right of the fingerboard and bridge. Not to be confused with the dirty minded other interpretations
Don't stick anything in my f hole you might break my instrument.
by Ryvisch August 10, 2016
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booty-hole

Whenever prompted or suggestively requestedly, Nikki would slide his cock in Shannon’s booty-hole. No matter which orifice he was in, so long as it was Shannon’s he seemed to always be sated.
by Nikki Stixx January 21, 2021
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Arse-hole Licence

If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!

Ben: Your face is nasty!

David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.

Ben: Awww what?!
by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009
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click hole

Much like a black hole, but for the Internet. One click leads you to the next which leads you to the next which leads into the next. And the next thing you know, eight hours has passed and you don't exactly know how you got where you are.
I got stuck in a click hole last night of endless puppy videos online. I'm buying a pomsky today.
by Samalamalamalama November 8, 2015
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