PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.
Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
by The Lizard Kingzzz October 12, 2011
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Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."
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Guy on Twitter: Man I think it'd be really cool to raise a family and be a Christian.
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!
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