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Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "
by Banana Republik June 8, 2018
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See What Happens Next

The company is making a movie and as a teaser/trailer they say "See What Happens Next"... how would you say that in Spanish?
by Miss Mao June 26, 2019
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The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...
Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Everything happens for no reason

A motivational quote that's on a shirt sold by "vlog creations" as merch
Well I guess it's true, everything happens for no reason
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No matter what happens

See? That's how you know it ISN'T that. Because if the thing that happens is "Not fucking the retard instead of me" then there is no hated going anywhere. In that case everything is as it should be.
Hym "And what you're doing is saying 'Well, yeah that one thing IS happening but, hey, he tied his own fucking shoes! Right? So he just can't win!' And that is not even a partially accurate assessment what what is going on here. There is A LOT both of them could have done there to keep themselves beneath contempt. Invading my privacy and fucking a retard instead of me are not great ways to get me to not hate you. I don't think that is unreasonable. So it's not 'no matter what happens.' It's if THIS SPECIFIC THING happens then yes I'm done with you."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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