A roast used to destroy a specific person . An insult so profound and personal that they lose all will to live.
“I had enough of Kyle’s shit, so I hit that bitch with the grandma sticker; I made fun of his dead mother. He hasn’t talked to me since.”
by Alex Chaddy Daddy March 04, 2018
A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’
by lotuspanda March 13, 2009
When an older woman loses all shape and her breasts drop to her waist and her arse disappears into her legs (fly arse) She must have the pensioner hunch on her back to qualify fully to be a Grandma Body. She can't do a lot like bending over or walking properly due to the mis-placed gravity around her sagging appendages.
"Ask her to touch her toes..."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."
"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."
"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."
by Erica Cantona October 02, 2013
by yudontneeddis July 09, 2018
by Weed grandma July 21, 2017
The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.
by Ruffstough October 16, 2009
by Dubyaballer February 14, 2016