gorbear

A word used to describe a man-like creature more resembling the combination of a gorilla and a bear. Often accompanied by large arms, a barrel chest, and a receding hairline.

Jamie CyRuS has big arms and is a Gorbear.

by Slydawg August 26, 2003

goitering

the act of discreetly changing someone else's homepage to an oversized image of a goiter.

*clicks i.e.*
OH DEAR GOD. EW.
this is the third time this week, stop goitering me!

by Dizzy825 December 10, 2006

Garter Belt Champion

The Garter Toss Champion is the lucky guy who catches the brides Garter at a wedding reception. This is a huge honor, which gives the recipient the title of designated drinker at the next wedding. Other acceptable prizes for winning the garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid blowjobs.

Dude, I can't wait for Jonny and Kristi's wedding! I'm gonna do all I can to become the Garter Belt Champion. The spoils of victory will be worth the months of training.

by WhoopThereImNot June 28, 2016

Gooted

Complete disappointment or sadness

I'm gooted fam

by Caxtlxn April 4, 2017

Goated-er

To be even more goated than someone already goated.

To be more goated is to be goated-er

by /33don September 9, 2019

ghetto gore tex

A person can't afford real Gore Tex so they use a garbage bag and cut holes for arms and your head.

I forgot my rain jacket I'm going to have to go ghetto Gore Tex today.

by Key dog May 25, 2014

Raising the goatee

In modern American slang, it means to have a person's goatee raised at someone in a sign of displeasure or contempt. The term, which is a take on the phrase "raised eyebrows", was first brought into popular usage because of the aggressive facial expressions of former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher (who wears a goatee from time to time) to his players and officials from the sidelines of National Football League games during his tenure.

Damn, all I did yo is beat you at darts. Why you raising the goatee at me?

by tbird4441 July 20, 2008