Avery Gordon

The most funny, smart, pretty, and kind, girl you'll ever meet. She is a really huggable person and is way too good at Arsenal. Avery Gordon also has a really cute smile and the softest hair a person can have. She is really good person to talk to if you ever want to vent about your problems or just talk to in general because of how funny and likeable she is. Her cats Dewey and Katniss are the two most adorable creatures on planet earth that she loves with all her heart. She is a once in a lifetime experience, If you find an Avery Gordon never let her go. Her caring and understanding personality makes her a great girlfriend have.

"I met this awesome girl named Avery Gordon"
"Avery Gordon? She's a keeper for sure"

by bread and milk February 27, 2021

Gordon Adolph

A drunk---

Hey look at that drunkem gordon adolph lying on the sidewalk!

by ICP GIRL May 5, 2009

Gordon Leadfoot

Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.

I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???

by QuacksO May 7, 2020

Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

George Gordon

A guy that touches kids, but people except him because he has warzone bot lobby’s and also he does loads of drugs so he’s really cool so he is allowed to touch little kids.

Hey George Gordon, If you give me warzone bot lobby’s you can touch my little brother Jack.

by Charlie Smallbone October 31, 2020

Inner Gordon Gekko

Greedy tendency. Based on the character Gordon Gekko in Wall Street.

My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.

by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008

Gordons Alive

To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory

Lookout missus gordons alive

by Hamtoucher December 4, 2010