Google Bong

When you google a combination of words that should never be together.

Old Lady Sex
Bar-tending lessons for babies

Guy 1- Dude, those are mad Google Bongs

by urbaner7863784682764 January 1, 2011

Googamortis

That feeling you get when Google's broken.

*type in search terms and hit enter*

Muh?

*reload*

What the...?

*try another site*

Oh shit. I got googamortis.

by KapnK October 20, 2010

Googletarianism

A form of government in the near future that will achieve total control through use of Facebook and Google. Rather than using terror and secret police like past Totalitarian States, the Googletarian regime will predict our wants and thereby preempt all individual decision-making.

Michal shut down his Facebook account, because he feared the onset of creeping Googletarianism.

by Michal_Zap January 12, 2013

Google nod

A succinct reply to acknowledge understanding of an obscure word or phrase after you have quickly Googled it. Better than flat out asking what something means and less arrogant than feigning previous knowledge of a subject.

Conversation via cell phone text:

Non basketball fan: "Your team, Kansas, did well today right?"

Kansas fan: "Yeah they did! Rock chalk jayhawk!"

...moment to Google the phrase...

Non basketball fan: "Google nod."

by paciferal March 24, 2013

Googly mingles

1. The half-drunk stage you wake up with in the early morning after being hammered the night before; 2. When you wake up early in the morning after floating the guadalupe river still drunk and everything is funny.

1-wakes up"Yawn"

2-wakes up"Yawn"

1-"says something funny from the day before"

2-"hahahahaha"

1-"hahahahaha"

2-"hahahahaha"

1-"hahahahaha I got the "Googly Mingles"

by AKinder09 April 30, 2013

Googletrolling

When you see a Social Media comment or conversation about a subject unfamiliar to you, so you quickly put the keywords into Google so you seem far more intelligent about your opinion when you reply.

Googletrolling.
"I didn't know who Zeus was, so I opened a new window and Googletrolled him."

by DetroitLew November 3, 2015

google chromosome

A way to reference autism in a more satirical and humorous way.

Thomas: "Ayy man, this nigga spreadin' his google chromosomes around, what we gonna do?"
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."

by Scrötumm Teeklurr June 11, 2017