Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.

stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

Golden Sour

When a bartender spikes a drink with a small amount of his or her own urine. It is often served to belligerent, self-righteous, or obnoxious clientele who can't keep their mouths shut. Pairs well with a nice piece of fish. It is a derivate of the term Golden Shower.

Jeff was rude to our bartender, so she gave him a golden sour.

by Todd Berger March 22, 2017

Golden Wank

Jerking off with a condom on

Oscar is doing a golden wank in his room

by Ya Boi 6969 April 21, 2016

a golden donut

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.

Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.

by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016

Golden Lobster

Simple........ It's doggy style but underwater.

Patrica: Maaaaaaaaan oh BOy !!!!! Hunter gave me a great Golden Lobster in the community pool last night!
Sarah: Really? How did you get into the pool after 10?

by okabo January 3, 2017

Golden Rimjob

The action of delivering a golden shower on a willing partner's butthole followed by the procedure of a standard rim job.

Adam willingly opened his furled, pink hole demanding I give him a golden rimjob. I gladly obliged.

by NanaVersion October 27, 2012

golden slimy

When you pee while nutting in a girl.

"Put the pee in the nut when you nut inside me, you know what they call that? The golden slimy."

by Hiness303 November 3, 2021