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University of North Georgia

New name for NGCSU.
Where you go when you either can't get into UGA or Georgia Tech if you only want to mildly disappoint your parents.

When West Point says No and the Citadel is sixty-six thousand a year and unironically the Citadel.
Him: I just got the news, WestPoint didn't accept me.
Me: Have you heard of the University of North Georgia, the forgotten SMC?
Him: No. Do they have a football team or prominent alumni?
Me: No, and sort of. We' re like that one girl on Tinder who will message back, and isn't a scammer.
Him: Good enough for me...
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Hunter (Ginny & Georgia) 

His song to ginny be like “I can’t breathe when you are near…”
Who’s that guy who said he was great to ginny but all he did was embarrass her with those cringey songs? Hunter (Ginny & Georgia)

27th of september - slap a georgia day 

Its libra season, the ducks are afraid of the mooing pigs and the stars are correlated so we must slap a Georgia on this sacred day.

Put all your rage into one day and slap a Georgia who can not stop or complain about it because she's a disgrace. No we love Georgia but if there's a slap day for everyone else it would just be rude to exclude her.
Person 1: Where's Georgia?
Person 2: Why do you need her?
Person 1: Its the 27th of september - slap a georgia day, I must expel my anger...
Both: ARRRRRR (charging towards her house)

Georgian Yellow Tide 

When a mischevious person dumps enough piss into the carpet of a hotel room that the carpet refuses to absorb anymore. Originated in Georgia and common around the south (especially in Northern Florida).
Last Tuesday, the Hotel 8 stiffed on our promised mini-fridge, so we introduced them to a Georgian Yellow Tide just before we checked out.

university of georgia

One of the greatest schools in one of the greatest states in the union. Additionally, it sets the standard in many fields, especially the sports and academic programs. A roll model for all schools, especially those located in the state south of Georgia.
Damn, I got into Florida, but not the University of Georgia. I guess a 1.7 grade point average wasn't good enough for Georgia.
university of georgia by Kaasmosis December 14, 2008

georgia reach around 

Can be performed worldwide not just in georgia. Hollow out the centre of a peach and simply give a reach around with it. Nectarines and other pitted fruits are acceptable substitutes. (No Plums)
Tyler and Liou were on a picnic and Tyler got a little excited at the site of a goat and promptly performed a reliable georgia reach around on a nearby peach to satisfy his craving.
georgia reach around by 5 south October 17, 2006

Georgia Rule 

Referencing the film "Georgia Rule", starring Lindsay Lohan and Jane Fonda, using Georgia Rule makes the statement made by the user unquestionable. Can also overrule other calls, such as "Shutgun", or "I call---"
Bubba: Shotgun!
Al: Shotgun, Georgia Rule!
Bubba: Aw! That sucks!
Al: Yes....
Georgia Rule by Al Fallick July 12, 2007