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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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Try not to get uncomfortable

Two people must get closer to each other every 20 seconds until they are nose to nose, if one of them leaves the player who didn’t wins
John and Allison played the try not to get uncomfortable challenge
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Daddy needs to get the milk

2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns

2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....
Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)
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Im about to get on hots

You gonna get agressive. Simple and Easy!
Carter: Pussy ass bitch!

Quantavious: Im about to get on hots. Dont play me with me bro!
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Im 'Bout to get Started

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.
Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"
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Using negativity to get clicks

Still!? Still with that imaginary bullshit, huh? No. No. You eat a dick.
Hym "And how many of you are using 'YouTube default?' Huh? To get clicks? How man of you cock suckers are using the 'YouTube default' to manipulate YouTubes algorithm? Andy did it! He's the most extreme example! So, some of you motherfuckers are doing it, ain't you? Yeaaaah buddy. Actually, SAYING the people are using negativity to get attention IS PART OF 'YOUTUBE DEFAULT' yuh fuck! Look at you! Look at how fucking stupid you look saying that fucking shit to me. The algorithm boosts the YOUTUBE DEFAULT and NOT the negativity, bitch! NOT THE NEGATIVITY! Using negativity to get clicks is not a thing that works. My profound rhetorical, monological, and dialogical prowess is the reason you are reading this shit right now! I am literally unparalleled! I alone stand above all others! I am the exalted one! My seed is probably worth a million dollars a sperm at this point! My power cannot be contained!"
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