Gaffer

Original Definition is "Gay Ass Fag" thus the G.A.F. This is used to denote any and all skiers on the mountain or a poser if you are skating.

"Joey!", "I can't get around the mountain with all of these fucking gaffers in the way!"

by Mike Hizzart April 20, 2005

gaff

to talk wit, or to chatt

person 1: y the f**k did u fone me?
person 2: just to gaff

by Souaf AmeriCAN Half-Breed June 26, 2004

gaffle

to jump upon someone causing them pain usually in a large group all gaffling one person

in the matrix neo got gaffled by hundreds of agent smiths gaffle him

by nobbert June 1, 2003

gaffer

a big marajuana joint.

hey, let's smoke a fat gaffer and get stoned.

by Red_Rain January 11, 2009

gayfer

fer means fucker so gayfucker

Johnny: Hey hot stuff!
Jimmie: AHH! GAYFER!

by Kikaider January 1, 2004

GAFFer

A regular of Godawful Fanfiction website.

I've been a GAFFer since 1998.

by Hellfire September 2, 2007

Gaffer

The opposite of a goofer; someone who intentionally is bad at everything; a runt/ scandral

The kid is such a friggin gaffer. I told him to give me gas money and then he stole.

by milkbigmilk June 3, 2016