Got Chuckled

Receiving a pitty blow job after quitting your Monday-Friday IT desk job.

After fighting with his boss one last time, he finally quit his job. He called his main squeeze up to break the news. Following their long pointless coversation, he got chuckled.

by sharkwater February 20, 2011

Gots-to-go

The act of inner-city athletes declaring for the draft before their senior year in college.

-"Did you hear Jamal's brother got arrested for selling crack?"
-"Oh snap! And his sister just had her third kid too."
-"Damn dawg. After that bowl game, Jamal gots-to-go!"

by The Koosh December 13, 2009

ain't got no

Slang/poorly speaking person's way of saying "I haven't got any..."

I ain't got no money, so I can't go to the movies with y'all.

by xcarex January 27, 2004

Got 'Em

1. Used after some one is owned via verbal/physical abuse, especially via facebook arguements

2. Used after you hook up with/smash a very hot chick

3. Used after a very "g" moment takes place

After Josh told Amanda to get off his jock, Conner said Got 'Em!!

by TaylorSwift222 January 16, 2010

'Got A Clarkson'

When somebody gets a boner.

Relates to the Bristol City FC playe 'David Clarkson' Who always gets a boner whilst playing football.

Look at him, He's 'Got A Clarkson'.

Matt Smith has 'Got A Clarkson'.

by bristolcity gues who? March 28, 2010

got the ass

To have been given the ass, Aussie slang for getting the sack - being fired.

Guy 1: Word from front office is you're hanging on to your job by a pubic hair, better shape up.

Guy 2: Shut up, i've just got the ass this morning.

by Bourke February 17, 2008

got cookies?

When working in a retail store, a phrase to let your coworkers know a woman with nice breasts is in the store.

Hey Ricardo, got cookies? register 4!

by Paulie W July 23, 2007