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no boxed gifts

The "no boxed gifts" simply means that the couple prefers cash, which is a often a customary "gift" in India by persons other than close friends and family.
Commonly found on the bottom of an invitation:

No Boxed Gifts Please
by desiwedding September 2, 2010
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push gift

A push gift is demanded by a JAP to compensate for her labor pains and to reward her platinum womb for bringing another child into the world. The give is delivered immediately and I do mean immediately upon giving birth.

The second that the brand new baby exits the vagina to be wiped down, the pussy-whipped husband gives his shrew of a wife a significant item of jewelry. Typically, the price is at least $20,000 and preferably $30,000.

Whether that is to compensate for the incredible sacrifice or merely to deal with the impending post-partum depression has not yet been determined. The utter repulsiveness of the extremely crass act defies description by mere mortals with any sense of humility or shame.

The vast majority of the human race, approaching 99%, would believe that the sheer joy of a new baby would be the most incredible gift of life that a couple could possibly want to celebrate. In fact, that is usually what happens.

Ask yourself what type of person would demand a push gift.
She dropped a lot of hints for her push gift. She left Tiffany catalogs and similar overt messages lying around the house and instructed the maid to not disturb them.

The younger generation seems to be more inclined to push gifts. They have that crying need for instant gratification and ersatz experience to compensate for a fundamental, deep-seated terror in the face of real life. Older mothers would never dream of something so grotesque as a jewelry display in a delivery room. They at least had enough dignity to wait until they got into their private rooms in the recovery ward.

My mom's generation got their push gifts in the form of new cars to drive home from the hospital, or a new nursery for baby and a new wardrobe for mom to try on after that first spa week in the Hamptons or the Berkshires. The low rent version is in Atlantic City.

My friend Tom says that push gifts are just installments of vaginamony.
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God's gift

Sarcastic term used for someone who generally contributes no benefits to humanity.
Person 1: I hate Philosophy students, Corvettes, German Shepherd dogs and anything by George Lucas.

Person 2: And I suppose you are God's gift to humanity?
by Speed Racer July 14, 2004
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Holland's Gift

when your getting a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth and she gargles your cum on your dick
guy1: hey i heard you got some action last night?
guy2: yeah she gave me a Holland's Gift
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The Half-gift Giver

This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift
Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!

Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!

Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?

Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)
by bob_c_o January 31, 2010
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shoot the gift

Demonstrate one's capacity for lyricism. See spit.
I move swift and uplift your mind, shoot the gift when I riff in rhyme... - Nas
by dr_smithabeat June 24, 2003
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Gift of gab

the "gift of gab" is the ability supposedly given to one who kisses the Blarney Stone in Ireland. This is the ability to talk others into doing what you want.
In Tommy Boy, Chris Farley seeks to find the gift of gab his father had as a salesman. This gift of gab is illustrated by David Spades comment that Farley's father could sell a "ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."
by leanwitit April 16, 2006
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