the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.

" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."

by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020

Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.

That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.

by Vemtrex September 10, 2020

Title Gandalf

A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.

Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.

by BillyDaBot January 25, 2021

The Gandhi Effect

If you're idolized enough, people will ignore all the horrible things you've done in your life. Being deceased is optional, although it has been proven to make the effect more...effective.

The Gandhi Effect is named for Mahatma Gandhi, who is often worshipped as a hero around the world, despite the fact that he was a serial rapist.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021

Small Gandalf

Wimpy ass fucking bitch. 1 cm cock. No bitches. Gets no head either. He do got a big ass tho

“Yo Small Gandalf is such a pussy I swear”

“I know right!”

by KonoDioDa_ April 24, 2022

Indira Gandhi

one who gets fooled or harmed by their own people (or the people they belive are supporters of them). Background: Indira Gandhi was an Indian politican who was assassinated by her own bodyguards during her rule as prime minister.

He thinks all his friends are real. His friends are not real, they may harm him. He is such an Indira Gandhi

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022