fucking clown

Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.

Get the hell out of the way you fucking clown.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

fucking cute

not fucking hot but not just cute. someone who is beautiful in a cute way but also someone you are very physically attracted to.

Natalie Portman is so fucking cute.

by Chaz Fox October 30, 2007

fucking cool

so fucking cool you can't even touch it without freezing

Person: wow man that industrial freezer is so fucking cool.
Person2: yeah man I just fucking touched it and I can't even move now.

Person: you're so fucking cool.
Person2: shit don't touch me... ah, too late.
Person: I can't fucking move!

by fucking cool June 20, 2014

Perpetual Fucking Machine

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.

"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

by piratesof2 February 27, 2011

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

some fucking

Buy some already.

Buy some fucking mugs, tshirts, and magnets.

-Urban Dictionary

by S_Laughter April 5, 2010

Fucking rupture

To get very angry, angry enough to have a hernia or have a vital organ explode inside your body.

Dude, I had to bust a goat in the Starbucks toilet just before the cleaning guy came in. When he came back out he looked like he was gonna have a fucking rupture.

by Findlaybob December 4, 2009