foot and ass disease

A horrible smell that comes from a wall locker as a result of sweat-soaked clothes piled upon each other over a long period of time. Usually occurs with college students stockpiling their dirty laundry.

Holy shit Travis, this room smells like foot and ass disease!! When was the last time you washed your nasty ass clothes?

by UMC January 31, 2008

three foot rule

A rediculous rule that girlfriends have for a boyfriend to stand at least 3 feet away from any girl that likes or might like him besides her.

"Remember the three foot rule with that whore girl Jessica."

by hisgf May 27, 2017

Fon du Lac Foot Rub

When you're fingering a girl, and then you use her juices as a massage oil for her feet.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl was so hot... her feet were like BAM.
Guy 2: Awww, man... did you give her a Fon du Lac Foot Rub

by SCCP March 4, 2011

Footer

To muck/play about with something aimlessly, just for the sake of it or out of boredom.

not much, just footerin aboot way this tape recorder (or any other object randomly found lying about)

by Morning Sun January 19, 2011

not touch it with a ten foot pole

not want to get involved with something, often used as a warning.

If I were you, I would not touch it with a ten foot pole.

by skylight_727 September 8, 2008

American Football

An excellent indie rock/emo band from the 1990s, fronted by Mike Kinsella (of Owen).

Stephen: "My favorite emo band? Definitely I Hate Myself."

Bob Nastanovich: "No way, dude. American Football takes the cake."

by entrancetheory April 22, 2013

football seasoning

n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!

Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.

by gnostic1 September 8, 2011