friend collector

A person who, as the name suggests, collects friends on Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking sites. The collector typically does not know the people they are adding, and may do this for one of two reasons:
1) To create a false sense of e-popularity
2) To lurk people and otherwise gain access to information they have no business reading.

See also Friend Whore.

Man, Shana just added my friend Roger. They don't even know each other! She's such a friend collector .

by Checkers the Frog December 19, 2008

friend-sex

(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesn’t go as expected.

Nikki pitched his ‘friend-sex’ idea to Shannon. She said, “I’m seeing someone”, she thought the idea of this ‘friend-sex’ unusual. Getting hard at hearing her say“sex” to him he looked into her eyes and wished he could hold her hands in his replying “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating, naw fuck that. Cause we’re friends, right? I know my place. I also know that maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are lonely even though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister. Top secret sex stuff between one another, just us involved, no stalking, no disrespect, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. Don’t you get it?? I’m no model so turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise I’ll make you feel like the only woman in the world, working you and your body over, inspiring your participation in a celebration of you so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, alone and close to each other you wish to please as you are pleased. Then when the time is up for then, just call me when you want to come. I’ll be puddy in your hands becoming solid as a totem pole as you wish, the lesbian between your legs if you like, whatever. A secret we share”.

by Nikki Stixx October 25, 2022

friend crush

wanting to be somebodies friend very badly. signs and symptoms include: getting nervous when you see them, wanting to spend lots of platonic time together, getting jealous when they are good friends with somebody else, stalking them on social media, if you have their number you probably make excuses to text it and fantasizing about scenarios where they become your best friend.

i have an immense friend crush on Leo and Charlie. i almost had a heart attack when i found out i have been transferred to Leo's gym class, and die a little whenever charlie posts on snapchat. i could probably talk to either of them, they know who i am, but id probably make a fool of myself while theyre infront of their real friends.

by greenwolf1039 October 14, 2016

friend of Bill

Someone who is a member of Alcoholics Anonymous AA and abstaines from the consumption of primarily alcohol and to some to abstain from any mind of mood altering substance including alcohol.

Origin: Bill W. the founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, in social settings this phrase was used to explain why one did not drink alcohol without explicitly stating one's membership in this group which values its anonymity.

Q: Would you like a glass of wine?
A: No thanks, I'm a friend of Bill's.

by dakdak900 October 20, 2013

Friend Thief

Introducing one friend to another, only find out that the two friends enjoy eachothers company more so than that of the original Introducer. Thus leaving the original friend of both, friendless.

John: hey Jake what are you up too?
Jake: oh just hanging out at my house, playing video games with Wally.
John: Why didn't you call man? You know I wanted to hang out tonight.
Jake: Well Wally was already here when I got home.
John: Wally is such a friend thief.

by jpwf August 19, 2009

friend of courier six

Euphemism for a person who is transgender.

"Yeah but, is she a friend of courier six?"

by Sock_Mom June 14, 2021

Friend Of Timothy

A homosexual male with a well groomed beard. Derived from the friends of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz and a popular gay icon in Scotland.

"With a beard like that, he MUST be a Friend Of Timothy!"

by Rextherunt June 15, 2013