forest fic

A clearly example of what hell is made of.
If you say this in front of someone really sensitive they might cry, be careful.

1:"Have you read the forest fic?"
2:"..."
1:"hey sORRY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!"

by LaRaraDeSara November 30, 2016

Forest Hump

When you go around the country and fuck all day long and you just keep going and you keep going and going and going and then your like I'm tired of fucking tired of this shit and you go to your home town and marry some bitch you knew from your childhood

(Guy fucks for 5 years straight). I'm tired of fucking bitches. I'm going home. Hump Forest Hump

by The world is grim June 2, 2017

Happy Forest

A trick name for a notorious rape spot

"hey kid do you wanna go to the happy forest"

by L2daS December 30, 2008

testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.

I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!

by extanction January 25, 2009

Dirty Forrest

When you poop directly into a girl's butthole and then use it as lube for anal sex

Smells like dirty Forrest in here

by Chill Cosby May 5, 2020

Will You Be My Fortiestine?

A celebration of the love Valentine's Day and malt liquor. Friends of all backgrounds gather on Valentines Day and consume 40 oz. of malt liquor in what can only be described as an orgy of alcohol. Usually done while listening to love-themed music. Possible side effects include projectile vomiting and concussion.

"Dude, did you hear that Chop almost died during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

"Wait, I took my shirt off during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

Forest Fire

The act in which two red-headed lesbians scissors, causing their red pubic hair to rub together vigorously.

Yesterday I walked in on my mom and Wendy starting a forest fire. I think I lost interest in all women.

Dang Jim, don't get caught in that forest fire over there.

by Eugene Horney September 10, 2010