Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

by Crackston June 6, 2021

froppylol

A degenerate soy boy loser who mains ness and owns a froppy body pillow.

“Hey did you see Froppylol?”
“Yeah I hate that loser”

by Anononmissss November 24, 2021

Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect

Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha

by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022

Fappy

In a state of sadness, loneliness and desire to masturbate.
The porn website fappy.ml dedicated its name to addressing this type of state.

I'm in a fappy mood in this pandemic period

by conor_mcdonalds January 23, 2022

Floppy

A girl who is crazy, funny, loud but also shy.

wow floppy has floppy ankles!

by floppy! March 10, 2022

Foopy Job

When you'r girlfriend shits on her feet and gives you a foot job

Babe after dinner can you give me a foopy Job please

by Alienmobboss March 29, 2022

Floppy log

A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own

Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log

by Rock enjoyer March 30, 2022