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Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.
“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”
by Crackston June 6, 2021
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froppylol

A degenerate soy boy loser who mains ness and owns a froppy body pillow.
“Hey did you see Froppylol?”
Yeah I hate that loser
by Anononmissss November 24, 2021
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Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect
Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha
by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022
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Fappy

In a state of sadness, loneliness and desire to masturbate.
The porn website fappy.ml dedicated its name to addressing this type of state.
I'm in a fappy mood in this pandemic period
by conor_mcdonalds January 23, 2022
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Floppy

A girl who is crazy, funny, loud but also shy.
wow floppy has floppy ankles!
by floppy! March 10, 2022
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Foopy Job

When you'r girlfriend shits on her feet and gives you a foot job
Babe after dinner can you give me a foopy Job please
by Alienmobboss March 29, 2022
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Floppy log

A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own
Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log
by Rock enjoyer March 30, 2022
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