Last one to faint

A popular practice used to determine who out of a group of people will carry out an unpopular task - if such an issue becomes contested, someone must call out "Last one to faint!" and all those present must pretend to faint. The last person to do so must do the chore (for example), even if they don't know the rules.

Barnaby: Ouccchh... who's gonna tell Chrissy he's not invited to the party?
Krispin: Last one to faint!
All: Ahhhhhhh BRUNO!
Bruno: Aww man!

by Ungerdog June 27, 2007

finto

One who purports to know more than he/she actually does. A false intellectual. Fintos tend to be hipsters, scenesters and or college students studying post modernism or "Po-mo" for short. They enjoy talking about "underground" indie bands as well. They also tend to cling to geek-chic with thick rimmed glasses so as to appear more intellectual.

"Wow. Look at that chick. With her book on post femininism, her deck clothes, and horn-rimmed glasses. She looks like such a finto."
"That's singer songwriter Lisa Loeb"
"Oh. That's deck I guess"

by Panch May 2, 2004

Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

by Lane August 3, 2004

Fred Flintstone

A man pitifully out of touch with modern life, especially with how to treat his significant other.

Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Flintalize

To flint a lighter more than once

A fancy way of saying "spark"

or

As an insult

"This damn lighter wont even flintalize!"

by Mr. Penatrator June 16, 2004

fainty

Overcome with a feeling of nausea or dizzines; feeling like an 18th century damsel

Bec let her blood sugar get too low and then she became very fainty

by mattsaddo May 23, 2013

Fintan

Fintan is the most kind and best boyfriend and if you find one put a ring on that bitch

Fintan is really hot

by Boss Fintan March 7, 2021