The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."

"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"

by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019

Down like 4 flats

When someone asks if you're interested in doing something like going to a club or sporting event.

Joe: Hey, you down to go to the ball game football game Friday night?

Jayvon replies: I'm down like 4 flats.

by Jboymc September 15, 2021

the duck flies at midnight

A codename, stands for "Party at Darlene's Bar"

"So is the duck gonna fly at midnight?"
"Yup. We're gonna get so cronked"

by Mimi January 28, 2005

flintstone

Having to walk or the lack there of a vehicle.
Having to walk your ass to the store.

My truck got towed now I have to flintstone my ass around town.

by greenballs November 13, 2007

Fred Flintstone

The act of slamming ones feet through the floor of the car, and onto the pavement, to stop the car.

Dude i gotta pee, if you don't pull over i'll fred flintstone this bitch.

by b-radical the magical January 8, 2009

flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

Nevada Salt Flats

Usually performed while fucking a woman doggie-style, a man gives a woman the Nevada Salt Flats when he pulls out and cums on her ass and back. He then spreads it across the same area so that, when it dries, it forms a thin, salty, crusty layer resembling the thin layer of crusted salt covering the Nevada Salt Flats. Can also be done on the stomach or face, if you can find a woman who will let you jiz on her face, spread it all over, and let it dry.

I was fucking that bitch from behind last night but I didn't wanna knock her up so I gave her the Nevada Salt Flats!

by St Dorothy Mantooth January 11, 2009