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Fly-Fishing

The kind of situation when you are standing at a urinal looking like your doing something perverted because you can't find the opening to your underwear.
Urinal User #1: "Dude! WTF are you doing?!"
Urinal User #2: "Relax, I'm just Fly-Fishing"
by Keevatwa March 13, 2010
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Dick Fishing

The act of trying to acquire a man, or simply get laid. Usually perpetrated by a desperate woman.

An below average woman trying to 'hook up' with any man available, often desperately.
Anytime a man came into the warehouse, Crystal would go dick fishing.
by flox November 14, 2009
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Facebook fishing

An inflammatory post, usually political or religious in nature, that you do not necessarily agree with but you are fishing for outrageous responses from your varied group of friends. Best done after a few drinks and after 11:30 pm. The enjoyment usually comes when you wake up to see the whale of a facebook comment mess you created when you've alienated and pissed off most of the people you know.

Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.

Happy fishing.
I was facebook fishing last night so I posted this: "So 49% of america voted for McCain and 51% voted for Black Bush. Sounds like the same old song and dance to me. Preventative attacks to stop people from dying by killing others in foreign lands. Yep. Great plan."
by The Minnow April 14, 2011
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fishing trip

Jack and Ennis said they were going on a fishing trip, but actually spent the time buggering and sodomizing each other.
by Mister Pinhead March 8, 2009
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penis fishing

v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in attempt to pull it out
1. Boy 1: Damn that guy is taking a long time pissing.
Boy 2: He's probably just penis fishing

2. That guy is either jacking off in the urinal or he's penis fishing.
by Urban Dictionary October 23, 2007
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Gone Fishing

Crazy; having gone insane
"Well looks like george has finnaly gone off his rocker." "Yep he's definatly gone fishing..."
by Skunk April 22, 2004
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squid fishing

the act of performing anal sex and cuming in a girls ass and sucking it out with a straw
Id love to go squid fishing in that ass.
by BIGSEXY9110 March 1, 2010
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