The stand off between two people at a bar, as each of them insist that the other is next to be served. Who ever gives in loses the polite fight and waits patiently to be served.
Sorry I took so long at the bar, I ended up having a polite fight with some guy about who was next to be served.
by PeaGreenBean August 24, 2010
Get the Polite Fightmug. A fight in which two people engage in aggressive cuddling. Weapons used in these fights are alcohol, pajamas, and cheesy pick up lines.
"I wish to fight you."
"Well I don't want to engage in a bat fight, so we better make it a CUDDLE FIGHT."
"Well I don't want to engage in a bat fight, so we better make it a CUDDLE FIGHT."
by Btone24 September 28, 2009
Get the Cuddle Fightmug. by jacksbrokensoul April 19, 2015
Get the fight clubmug. The Fighting Irish is a sex move in which one replicates the stereotypical, yet beloved, view of a fighting, green clad, shamrock wearing, Irishman/leprechaun by vigorously and erratically punching one's fists into a woman's vagina and anus until orgasm is achieved.
"I gave this chick The Fighting Irish the other day..."
"The Fighting Irish?"
"Yeah, you know."
Takes an old timey boxers stance, with both fists held in front and begins to punch.
"One in the pink! One in the stink!"
"The Fighting Irish?"
"Yeah, you know."
Takes an old timey boxers stance, with both fists held in front and begins to punch.
"One in the pink! One in the stink!"
by SirGreblas March 2, 2017
Get the The Fighting Irishmug. When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.
So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
by ChuckChaser69 August 14, 2011
Get the mouth fightmug. a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.
Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.
Male2: that sounds boring what i di
Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!
ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Male2: that sounds boring what i di
Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!
ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
by skimmboarder August 7, 2008
Get the jizz fightmug. You don't talk about it.
"First rule about fight club is th-- wait, I didn't mean to.. please. Oh God! NO! IM SORRY! IM BEGGING YOU! AAAAHHHHHHHH--" *BOOM*
You don't talk about it.
You don't talk about it.
by OdecaNebur March 31, 2017
Get the fight clubmug.