ftwth

When you expect something to be awesome, and it is not.

I had a bottle of pizza flavored beer FTWTH.

by Emanuel Ferritis September 28, 2013

Feather dick

A male reproductive organ so small it tickles the person feeling it.

during intercourse:

girl: stop it!

guy with feather dick: why?

girl:it tickles! you have a feather dick!

by ChopstickJo January 15, 2014

Feathered cringle

The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.

Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

featherheart

Light hearted, fun loving, one who doesn't see how amazing they truly are inside and out! A little mischievous and inappropriate at times but hilarious! Many don't take the time to get to know who they really are but if they did would never let them go! Definitely not normal because normal is boring. Sweet, caring, and a genuine friend! If you find your featherheart, count yourself truly lucky to be a part of their lives!!!! One who can accomplish great things if they set their mind to it! Truly out of the ordinary with a personality that you just don't find everyday. They are very funny and make life so much better with them in it!!!! Random and non specific in a way that is endearing. Likes to debate ideas and pushes people's buttons to get a reaction out of them. Would make a great lawyer or a computer/game designer. Is easy on the eyes and truely amazing!!!!! They are playful! They are very much the type you want to marry someday! Totally worth a long distance relationship even though it is hard sometimes. They totally make it worth it!

I am so glad I took the time to get to know my featherheart, (he / she) is my soulmate!

by OneAnonymous August 10, 2017

featherway

someone who puts up a strong front when they are truly weak

johnny from english is a featherwayed little girl

by nc vkjcnvjzsvj December 9, 2017

Feathers

it's one of the things that most Dinosaurs love.

-Dinosaurs have feathers!

*Jurassic Park fans scream in pain*

by BOI399 April 4, 2018

featherbottom

A term used to define an obnoxious person. They always have a southern accent and are most likely sleeping with their cousin. If you come across someone like this often times giving them a bud light will make them go away as this is a high class beer to them.

Hey did you meet that guy Caleb at the bar last night?

Yeah he was such a Featherbottom

by BigPapiBaller March 19, 2019