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Fling Factor

A measurement of how interesting or boring something is - usually a conference or training. It comes from the desire to fling oneself on the floor from boredom. A high fling factor or High FF is when something is so tedious and boring that one not only feels that one will fling oneself on the floor, but that one is within moments of doing so.
Within an hour of attending the training, Kathy determined the conference had a high fling factor.
by mishymc December 7, 2009
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Turd Factory

Commonly assoctiated with the anus, or more specifically the sphincter that cuts the turds. See also turd cutter

More specifically pertaining to the digestive system wherein raw materials (food) come in at one end of a production line and go out as a finished product (turds) at the other. The mouth, tongue, and teeth act as the gathering function of production. The stomach is where the materials for production are prepared for manufacturing. The upper intestines are the production line where the finished product is made and the lower intestines serve as a location for product storage and incubation while the product waits to ship. The anus or sphincter itself acts as the shipping department.
Seth: I'm taking applications to work at my turd factory. I have an opening in the shipping department.

Kevin: What the fuck is a turd factory.

Seth: That's not important, the important thing is that I need someone to work really hard in my shipping department. I can handle all the receiving at my turd factory, but I really can't manage all the shipping.

Kevin: What if i wanted to receive instead of ship?

Seth: No, no. I'm really, really good at receiving. I see you as more of a shipper.

Kevin: You don't sound very convincing.

Seth: Okay. Tell you what. We can work things out. Sometimes I'll receive and sometimes you can.

Kevin: No thanks. I'll think I'll look for a different job.
by WTF Dictionary July 13, 2012
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daiquiri factory

Any creepy and sleazy establishment that thinks rape culture and rape jokes are hilarious and justifies this stance with poorly thought out arguments and ignoring complaints
Person one: Hey want to check out the new bar that opened up?
Person 2: No thanks. I heard that place is a total daiquiri factory. One of my friend's went and said the bartender laughed when a guy pretended to add GHB to her drink. GROSS.
by Choconaumi February 4, 2014
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sound factory

legendary club in hells kitchen ny...
those who went remeber it as an experiance you will never forget...
by sfmar May 1, 2005
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oh fuck factor

When something goes your way but you become nervous about it anyway, you may say "oh fuck" a lot.
Even though Ashley agreed to go to the dance with me I started getting the oh fuck factor and became nervous that I might embarrass myself.
by Bronson Myers January 2, 2006
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factoism

an analigistic term used by Mr.Facto
(background)as we walk down the road of life blah blah blah

(person)(sigh)is he having one of his lectures again
(hayden)yeah its horrible hes using factoisms

factoisms:cup of life,lets get the ball rolling,lets put some motion in this ocean,we got some fish to fry,hows it goin around the ranch,ohh how the mighty have fallen,and really theres too manny to put down.
by hayden,cool guy March 10, 2008
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Poop factory on Wheels

1. A mobile factory that manufactures excrement.

2. A mentally capable physcially handicapped person who craps his pants and scratches his crap covered ass. He would then proceed to wipe his hands on many of his possessions(i.e. a ruler, his school desk, his school box). Said person is usually in between 4th-6th grade.
Boy Student 1: J.R. reeks today! I hate pushing him around in his wheel chair.
Boy Student 2: What do you expect? He is a poop factory on wheels.
Both Students: hahahaha
Girl Student: You two are so mean!
Boy Student 1: Shut up slut!
by Kyle Orman August 4, 2004
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