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farmer snort

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.
johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.
by anti May 15, 2005
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Sue Farmer

Sue is a wonderful mother and friend who always puts others before herself. She is extremely friendly and outgoing, always ready to help someone in need and make a friend or two along the way. She is a walking example of how to have fun and enjoy the small things in life.

She is well traveled and is constantly growing and improving.

She always finds the good in others. She loves plants and animals and is kind to all walks of life.

Sue is extremely artistic, she has hopes to put paintings in temples and bring joy and peace to anyone that is luckily enough to see them.

Sue is very athletic, wether it’s body building, surfing or parkour; she is game.

If you have a Sue in your life you are extremely lucky. Let her know how special she is and how much you love her!!!
You wish you were are cool as Sue Farmer
by Roseguts February 15, 2023
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Freshmen Farmer

A Freshmen Farmer is a student in a higher grade then a freshmen who takes a liking to freshmen girls or boys. Freshmen Farmers only try to date students who are younger then them. These kids are usually considered weirdos due to the fact that they can't pull women in their age group/grade.
"Did you see ____ trying to pull that freshman girl named _____ ?" .... "Yeah, he's such a Freshmen Farmer."
by Xaiteo September 29, 2020
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spud farmer

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer
by spud farmer September 2, 2021
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farmer porn

Magazines, pictures or websites featuring tractors, combines etc. usually for sale. Also known as TractorHouse or Fastline publications.
Billy was so excited to see new farmer porn when his January edition of Fastline came in the mail.
by Just a farmer January 10, 2014
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turtle farmer

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer
Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.
by Kattpisseverdeen March 5, 2015
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Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.
Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!
by thongkham December 24, 2015
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