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farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.
Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023
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James Farmer

James Leonard Farmer Jr. was a civil rights activist and leader in the Civil Rights Movement "who pushed for nonviolent protest to dismantle segregation, and served alongside Martin Luther King Jr."
James farmer was a civil rights activist leader
by Leftnipple January 30, 2017
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Picture Farmer

A person who just goes around making people take pictures, without actually enjoying the event in which they are taking pictures.
Stop being such a picture farmer and come actually have some fun

Veronica is such a picture farmer, she never actually joins the party
by Stonechurch April 27, 2023
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Veggie Farmer

I caught Susan digging out another veggie.

She’s a total veggie farmer.
by Mbivvle November 8, 2020
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Buckwheat farmer

A description or derogatory for someone easy going, unskilled or useless.

It originates from the fact that Buckwheat is a crop that is extremely easy to grow in most climates and in even the poorest soil, hence requiring less skill from the farmer than more demanding crops.
Further Buckwheat is often used to condition soil for other crops, so the farmer really should be able to grow other primary crops in the conditioned soil, given that the farmer is active and skilled.
An alternate origin could be the black character in "The Little Rascals" series named Buckwheat who became synonymous with the picaninny character, attributing the characteristics of black/picaninny stereotype mixed with the word farmer to suggest that someone works with the skill and efforts of a picaninny stereotype.
"Go out and fix it you buckweat farmer"

"Don't let him do the job he is a buckwheat farmer"
by Sohave December 30, 2018
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Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.
Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.
by King Kermit February 21, 2022
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Pig Farmer

A slang term for someone incestuous. This comes from Red Dead Redemption 2 where you can find some pig farmers where it is revealed that they are both siblings and married
Stay away from Savannah
Why bro
She’s a pig farmer, she fucked her cousin
by whiskersjacket May 19, 2022
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