farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023

James Farmer

James Leonard Farmer Jr. was a civil rights activist and leader in the Civil Rights Movement "who pushed for nonviolent protest to dismantle segregation, and served alongside Martin Luther King Jr."

James farmer was a civil rights activist leader

by Leftnipple January 30, 2017

Picture Farmer

A person who just goes around making people take pictures, without actually enjoying the event in which they are taking pictures.

Stop being such a picture farmer and come actually have some fun

Veronica is such a picture farmer, she never actually joins the party

by Stonechurch April 27, 2023

Medal Farmer

Sport game participants from China, People‘s Republic.

Medal farmers is a special term for participants from People‘s Republic of China, they don't deserve the name of athletes.

by NOKKI_FAYDEN July 24, 2021

farmer porn

Magazines, pictures or websites featuring tractors, combines etc. usually for sale. Also known as TractorHouse or Fastline publications.

Billy was so excited to see new farmer porn when his January edition of Fastline came in the mail.

by Just a farmer January 10, 2014

Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.

Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!

by thongkham December 24, 2015

turtle farmer

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer

Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.

by Kattpisseverdeen March 5, 2015