jimmy fallon

the retard who doesn't deserve to be on Saturday night live, he laughed in every skit he was ever in literally. if you ever encounter him punch him as hard as you can.

Jimmy Fallon asshole

by Crazy Cody 112 October 28, 2010

Falentine

A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.

Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO

by Michael February 11, 2005

falken

An auto performance business that sells and distributes high performance tires and wheels.

I just mounted some new Falken tires and they added 1000 hp to my Ford Model T

by kurosen May 24, 2006

falle

Slang term for blowjob or head.
Homosexual.

The girls love that he's falle since he understands them so well.
That was the best falle I've ever had!

by Ted407 May 17, 2006

Fallelujah

A contraction of "Fucking Hallelujah".

Bob: "Did you hear that the jerk in accounting was fired?"
Suzy: "Fallelujah!"

by RazorFish September 7, 2010

falling into a manhole

the act of falling into a manhole is when your having random sex doggy style and when you look down there is a gigantic black gaping void where not even light can escape.

becker guide to measuring manholes:

1. pencil tip
2. pinkey sized
3. D battery
4. you blow into it and i whistles
5. fist
6. head
7. can be used as a sleeping bag

dont go falling into a manhole now!

by killjoy420haha June 3, 2011

Jimmy Fallon

A guy who saved NBC Late Night's sorry ass twice in one decade. First time was in 2000 by resurrecting Weekend Update (with much help from Tina Fey), turning it into a fun and clever guy-girl exchange that worked wonders. Second time was in 2009 after the whole Leno-Conan reshuffling clusterfuck didn't work out, leaving Fallon as NBC's only non-fail comedian (out of four) still standing.

Writes jokes that are smart, relevant, and actually funny (unlike Leno). Also unlike Leno, his comedy sketches actually reflect some effort and creativity (i.e. Remix the Clips) instead of being tired ripoffs or just mooching off user input for humor. If there were justice in the world, Fallon would host the Tonight Show and Leno would get bumped to 4:03 AM on Telemundo.

A pretty good impressionist and parody songwriter, too.

Conan at his peak was still the best, but as replacements go, you gotta admit this Jimmy Fallon motherfucker is aiiiiiiite

by CrunchyCookie November 15, 2010