Fountain O' youth

When you blow an O around his dick while he cums.

I just gave him a fountain o' youth

by sosumi November 22, 2021

Fountain of Youth

The process of ejaculating into the air and catching it with your mouth, repeating the process over time.

Friend- Yo can you come over?

You- I can’t, I’m trying to do a Fountain of Youth

by Thick_Shrimp April 21, 2024

Jomac Fountain

When you keep male ejaculation at back of your throat as you sneeze and shoot it out your nostril.

"Did you hear that glad done a jomac fountain"

by Gewbacca February 25, 2025

Fountain of Youth

When someone finishes in the mouth of their partner after oral sex, and the sperm and semen is overflowing in their mouth, and they begin to drool it out, like a fountain.

I went crazy with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a Fountain of Youth

by Officialproblemchild February 20, 2022

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

by bichasse June 3, 2016

Shit fountain

Your ass after Taco Bell

I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023