Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus

Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life

by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021

Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus

Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life

by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021

purple foreskin

When you jack off so hard your dick changes color 🍆

A: Dude I’ve been getting purple foreskin recently

B: Damn dude u need to get yourself a gf

by Not Flame-54 July 26, 2021

Erotic Foreskin Play

Where the partner stretches an mans Foreskin until it cant stretch no more.

Ayo wanna see my dick
ya
Its all screwed up because me and my wife did Erotic Foreskin Play.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Intoxicating foreskin

What about these air fried ballz topped with extra sharp chedda cheese warmed just right to the cheese is melted and warm then seasoned to perfection with crushed red pepper cracked black pepper pink hymialian salt and garlic then served with a glass of your moms red period blood mixed with vodka and Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine then after that I fuck your parents and I top it all off with the leftover cum and coochie juices 😘

I love intoxicating foreskin

by I <3 penes and boils March 14, 2022

rumple foreskin

rumple foreskin

noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".

this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.

"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"

"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"

"Shut up darsh"

by Hunkle October 3, 2022

holy foreskin

the foreskin of THE HOLY GOD

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THE HOLY FORESKIN.
IVE HEARD ITS CRUNCHY.

by head giver69420 February 7, 2023