Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.

When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."

by Wazzu Otaku October 04, 2011

Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow

happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this

by handlotion42 November 09, 2019

Coffee snort

A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).

"Bro! Don't talk in Fluttershy voice while I'm drinking!"

"Sorry for the coffee snort, man."

by Pen Dragon May 03, 2013

coffee shit

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.

I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now

by Vesla June 26, 2022

iced coffee

Liquid will to live.

This day has been so tiring, I need iced coffee now!

by bastamaster October 07, 2021

coffee-ee

coffee-ee is used to best describe the strength of a coffee or a drink and contains coffee, i made this word when meeting an old friend and we both agreed this word should be shared :D

HMM ... This Drink Is Very Coffee-ee , Should Of Got Something A Bit Lighter ...

by Jrfordyboy2000 July 25, 2017

Egg Coffee

Coffee with raw eggs. Simple yet delicious. Critics say it is even better than egg tarts.

"This is so much better than egg tags"
- Yil on his 100th egg coffees -

by argeth January 12, 2018