Floor Grabber

when you’re taking a massive or painful shit for example after eating taco bell and you feel trapped so you lean forward and grab the floor as if it will help

oh my got i just took such a massive shit, it was floor grabber level

by smellypewwbs May 5, 2022

Floor Beer

The common off-hours and/or overtime drink of choice for overworked IT personnel, so called because it's stored in the subfloor where the AC is piped into.

You want a floor beer while we wait for the disks to sync?

by BITG August 18, 2023

Floor Garnish

The piece of lime on your glass of Vodka-Cranberry that will inevitably end up on the floor of the bar.

“There’s a nice piece of floor garnish down there”

by jay-nj February 18, 2023

Floor Check

A callout made to ask your friends what floor they are on the High Hotel.

Floor Check!
"I'm about at floor 5"
"Honestly, I only feel about the 2nd or 3rd"
"Bro, really? Dude, I'm on the 10th floor"

by Spencybro March 13, 2019

Floor Puzzle

The act of placing yourself on the floor in a Star-like fashion, then telling your partner to “Put together my peices baby.” Then He/She/It precedes to fuck you like the little bitch you are.

Pitcher-“u want this dick by”
Catcher (Floor Puzzle)-“ya bich”

by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 5, 2018

floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.

LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.

by floortimes207 January 12, 2011

floor dip

Cheap, shitty chewing tobacco

I wouldn't dip that floor dip unless I had no other option.

by willywill430 November 19, 2014