Z-Flex

A brand of skateboard from the 70's like in the movie "Lords of Dogtown".

Woman: Holy shit that guy's riding a z-flex, I better go make him a sandwich.

by IamTHEandrew April 24, 2010

bot-flex

when your E-go is to big for the internet and you NEED to prove it with virtual friends.

Audrey- “have you seen James’ peen? It’s Smol.”
Fin- “careful, if he sees he will flex his bot dick”
James-“BOT-FLEX INCOMING”*nukes the chat*

You’re the only one here.

by MCBOT.INC April 24, 2020

the flex

a texas hold em poker term for when a person gets dealt both a 6 and a 9

Why'd you fold the flex?!?

by jeff cortin June 11, 2006

Hoss Daddy Flex

A name used to describe having a chew. (Chewing tobacco)

"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."

or

"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."

by Ouimer June 9, 2009

Slap that shit on like Flex Tape

To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.

"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018

Cunt Master Flex

The biggest cunt of all with a flex added on.

Get the fuck out of here cunt master flex.

by Nathan Dogg April 12, 2008

Weird flex but ok

A subtle, awkward, brag. Usually done unintentionally, out of custom.

- "I think these pants are a bit too tight; There's such a noticeable bulge around my junk area. It looks weird, doesn't it?"

- "(Uhh), Weird flex but ok"

by H.E. Hockeysticks II November 13, 2018