Facker

an alternative, slightly crass, expressive term for someone's face (optional, more acceptable terminology include: Visage, Countenance)

After a few too many scoops of the special snakey sauce the preceding night, Foolstone stumbles out of his tent, inadvertently stacks it and ends up with his facker, face down in the mud. On hawling himself to his feet, he is greeted by a bubbly, thinning Oompa-Loompa in stitches who says:

'Look@the state of show's facker!'

In response to which Foolstone mutters:

'I need a Mac Attack'

by thattw*tthatcallsyoufoolstone August 18, 2008

facelet

A square faced chap with 10,000 chins which he releases with great fury if threatened.

The legend of the facelet is that of great horror; a man of many chins, a nose with a ressemblence to a harpoon, and flat feet that produce such a noise to chill the bones.

by CoCo <3 November 28, 2005

Fack off

Fack off means fuck off but the retarded version

Retarded kid: I like to dig up my nose
Normal kid: Fack off retarded

by Thatbitchwhofuckedyourbitch November 12, 2019

s'fackt

When something, someone, somewhere or whatever makes a lot of fun!

J: Ey Y, did you hear the news that Zii is going to Africa to help sick people for one year?
Y: Sure, s'fackt a lot. I would love to do the same thing.

by fspiritus January 14, 2008

Fackled

Adj. (fack-uhld) - Word used to replace "Fucked Up", usually applied to describe the result of something which turned out to be not as expected, or completely disorganized.

Robin: Where are your photos of the debris removal?

Daniel: I forgot to take them, but trust me, I did the work.

Robin: I can't send these to the bank, this is just fackled. They don't take our word for it, we need photos you dumbass!

Daniel: Oh. My bad.

by The Brown Whore-Net September 28, 2012

facelies

A comment or action which amounts to someone or something lying to your face

Friend: 'Dude, I had a threesome with your sister last night'
You: 'Dude, that's facelies'
<OR>
You (when using a PLaystation): 'DAMMIT, I hit that button - stupid game keeps facelying me'

by Dobbs June 7, 2003

fackabart

The correct expression of fuck about

Maxwell: Fackabart! I've just found an orgy.

by PrincessAC April 25, 2006