t.d.t.f

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

by Akadot March 9, 2009

F.I.E.D.

(Fantasy-Sport Induced Emotional Discord) The emotional discord one experiences when the interests of their fantasy team are juxtaposed to those of the actual team one normally supports.

Tim, a Chargers fan, was experiencing a severe amount of F.I.E.D. (pronounced "fide") while watching Phililip Rivers pass for a career-high amount of yardage, because his opponent in fantasy football that week was benefitting from Rivers' great game.

by Spacial-D September 21, 2009

D.T.F.A.B.

down to fuck a bitch ;)

Angel:aye mowglie, im D.T.F.A.B., are you?

Mowglie: nah not right now, i still needa sing the bear necessities with fuckin baloo:/

by Angelkhfgjh June 20, 2008

I.D.E.F.C.A.F.

I Don't Even Fucking Care Anymore Fuck.

A: "john broke up with me."
B: "aww, youll get over it"
A: "I.D.E.F.C.A.F."

by 143m August 31, 2010

D.I.F.L.

drinking is for losers

"hey want to go get wasted?"
"no dog, D.I.F.L."
"wow, ur gay."

by bernese April 1, 2007

F.O.R.D

Found
On
Rubbish
Dumb
i live in Australia and Ford is big here
but they are crap, soz 2 all the fans outta there!!!lol

1-do you live my nu ka???
2-euw was it a F.O.R.D or sumthin???
ie it is crap or gay(not happy)

by taetard December 18, 2006

D.T.F

It means "Down To Fortnite"

Hey bro are you D.T.F

Always bro

by YeBoiCheese September 24, 2020