Eye of Sauron

Prior to anal sex, a girl bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as far as she can while dialating her asshole so she can better reveal her anal cavity. At this special moment, you insert your penis into the opening while humming the theme song of Mordor from Lord of the Rings. As she beckons for your "orcs" you give her all your "army's strength". There may be some "soil from the battlefield" on your penis afterwards.

Bobby gave Shelley an Eye of Sauron last weekend! I heard she couldn't walk for two days and poop got all over his dick!

by sexy mango November 15, 2010

Eye Sex

When you maintain eye contact with a stranger, in an oddly sexual manner, perhaps at the grocery store or driving down the street... for more than five seconds, you have successfully managed to "do" someone, eye-sex style.

Be careful though, don't want to share sloppy seconds with your friends ;) SAFE SEX, wear some SUNGLASSES!

(IN THE CAR driving with her girl friend)

Natalie: "OMG, OMG... I just DID him"

Kerry: "WHO?!?!"

Natalie: "That guy over there on the motorcycle... you know, eye sex"

Kerry: "Here's some glasses you NASTY! (throws sunglasses)... don't wanna go catchin' any pink eye!... GROSS"

by kdaw333 November 12, 2011

eye boogers

Nasty stuff you can have fun with taking out after you wake up.

EEwww... I hate these eye boogers.

by maurin September 16, 2005

eye snot

Another name for sleep in the corner of the eye.

you have a bit of eye snot there mate.

by OJ Fishman May 18, 2008

eye condoms

sunglasses that you were to protect your eyes

hey want to go to the bar? Sure just let me put on my eye condoms

by shtzngglz May 8, 2010

Eye blood

When something egregious happens

Person 1: Fuck!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Eye blood! My glass bong just broke.
Person 2: That sucks.

by RuthOUTspoken September 29, 2010

Eye Bleach™

The act of flushing the rule 34 out of your eyes.

When you pass eye bleach to someone to clean their eyes of sin.

You should not actually put bleach in eye tho.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH"-You
Yo. What's wrong?-Friend
You got Eye Bleach™?-You
Ye. On manga site and read a r34 manga eh?-Friend
Ok. I got you.-Friend
Thanks .-You
Can you Pass The Bleach™? © Me, Myself, and I
When you pass bleach, you are cleaning your eyes.

by Pass The Eye Bleach™ November 3, 2016