That's not even a thing 

Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.

This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.

Ex:

Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.

Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.

That's not even a thing by 100%RealFactChecker July 8, 2014

Do u even 

It means do u lift at the gym

do u even

Do u even by Ahmed321 July 28, 2013

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank 

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.

I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank by ...Sonic Youth fan December 14, 2008

getting even 

When you smoke, drink, exercise, (any habit) to the point that you must do this habit daily and engenders a feeling of withdrawal if you do not.

"Ugh need that morning bowl to get even for court today."

"Long day of work, comin' home to some gin. Boss is a jerk, but now it's time to get even."

"I'm not smoking again, babe, I was just getting even."

getting even by femalegingko December 26, 2011

get even 

To get back at somebody.

To punish someone who did something to you.

She wants to get even with the guy who hit her with the ball.

get even by MikaMegumi July 13, 2017

Lars-Even 

An extremely cool guy. Is the best gamer ever.
You are a Lars-Even

You are such Lars-Even or You are a Lars-Even

Lars-Even by Larsern11 November 13, 2017

Getting even 

This is what one does to balance out any positive or negative gain of any kind.

Getting even:

Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.

" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"

"I don't get cold, I get even"

"Can you get the milk out?"

"I don't get milk, I get even"

Getting even by Nathan the master of stupid July 24, 2018