ethan

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.

georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over”
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”

by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020

Ethan A

Asian boy with white boy friends. Smart, part Mexican, usually has a dad who likes excel.

Yo, Ethan A And I failed our science project

by PizaPi September 4, 2019

Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)

Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone

by 726386272 January 18, 2021

Ethan

His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth

"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."

by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018

Ethan

Is a boy who is hot ,kind hearted, fit asfff well natured and is amazing he tends to really be passionate about his hobbies n loves cuddles .He is an amazing guy

P.f :)

U are a Ethan

by Piooo November 1, 2019

Ethan

Very loving and funny! He will always be there help if you need to vent, and is one of the sweetest people you’ll meet. He gets really stressed out sometimes but always manages to make everything work out. He will make you feel so special when you talk to him, with all his attention on you. He loves to be spontaneous and go on adventures, but he’s also very cuddly and is a great kisser. He works so hard to make others happy, appreciate having him in your life.

Wow, Ethan is so hot! We should go on a date sometime!

by Angel_Lynn_M December 20, 2019

Ethan

The gayest person to ever walk the Earth. Has 2 necks. Scares the women away.

Do you see Ethan over there? He is gay.

by EthanIsAFag12 November 4, 2019