emberrorist

a radical who employs the potential to embarass others as a political weapon. Contrary to terrorist who uses fear.

Wikileaks and those involved with leaking inconsequential but potentially embarrassing communications are political emberrorists.

by sAFETY909 December 1, 2010

emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

by Jamiehol February 16, 2004

Elmer's Spoo

The milky white glob of cum mixed with female lubrication, KY Jelly (and God knows what else) that oozes out of a woman's vagina or anus after annonymous drunken sex. When left to dry, it permenantly bonds her pubic hair to her thong.

Can also be collected after vaginal or anal intercourse for use in children's arts & crafts projects, reapairing cracked engine blocks, leaky radiators and adhering heat tiles to the space shuttle. Great dilapitory too.

NOTE: The patent for Elmer's Spoo has been purchased by the folks who manufacture Krazy Glue.

When that ho woke up this morning, her ass was stuck to the sheets with my Elmer's Spoo.

by Kkaptin Kkirkk November 20, 2009

Emergency Meat

Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.

Two hours till lunch? Throw me over a stick of emergency meat!

by Elaine Urban December 30, 2009

Emergency flaps

The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.

"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."

"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."

by Kgarontee September 3, 2014

Ember

Little bitty round ball of fire expelled from a fire.

Little bitty balls of fire jumped out of the fire place and caught me on fire.

What the f"@k are you talking about?

Little bitty balls of fire.

Those are f"@king embers Sharon

by Anal Fetish February 19, 2019

Emberlie

A beautiful girl with a weird ass name

Person 1: Hi I’m Emberlie!
Person 2: What?

by Bitch on the block November 13, 2019