Edward Cullen

A sparkling fairy that wants to be goth or emo.

Wanna hear a joke?

Edward Cullen.

by KAGAMlNE February 9, 2010

Edward Cullen

A one-hundred year old, abusive, sparkling fairy who sneaks into teenage girl's rooms by oiling their windows.

You: I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and Edward Cullen was sitting there watching me sleep!
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.

by pottergeek January 11, 2010

Edward Pringles Hands

Pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy American public. When this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of Edward Pringle Hands will be born. Each participant will have a single 40 oz can of Pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. The participants must then finish each can of Pringles before removing the tape. Obviously water during the competition is out of the question. Sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.

"Dude, we just got ten of the new Pringles 40's. Lets play Edward Pringles Hands. I call Sour Cream & Onion!" - Future College Sophomore

by imnotbusyatall January 14, 2011

Edward Ghetto Hands

Similar to Edward 40 Hands, except you use a 40 of Colt 45 and a fifth of Alize.

Me and my homeboy are gonna throw on some 2 Pac and have a thugged out Edward Ghetto Hands night!!!

by Cold Ass Honky Nigga April 13, 2013

Edward walker

The realest nigga rasta ever, even though he acts tough and stand-offish. He has the purest heart and puts his family and friends first. He is loved beyond compare. "Joy ina your eyes me nuh see no tears
Love is what you giving me throughout the years
Every time you need me I will be there my dear I swear" - Gentleman

heart edward walker edward walker

by sunshine rasta girl January 31, 2014

edward perkins

The Black Prince

There’s Edward Perkins, The Black Prince!

by Datboi;) March 16, 2020

edward

edward

edward

by anonymous January 30, 2021