Founded by Chief Keef, this launguage was created August
15 2013 when Chief Keef releases his mixtape “
bang”. This day was the the start of the great decline in the modern U.S. language. With this new language and Mumble Rap influencing our youth, the world
will soon fall to an extra terrestrial species of what scientists call space nigger. This species
will speak fluent Chicago Ebonics. According to multiple studies conducted by nimrod inc. Chief Keef has been linked to many ties with this life force and it is speculated that he is their leader. According to the Book of Revalation in the New Testament of the Christian
bible, Armageddon is the prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times. This references the battle between Chief Keef’s extraterrestrial army and all of the worlds armies combined. Unfortunately, tensions
will cause opposing countries to turn on each other and it
will be an all out free for all. The end of the world is coming, when the Rapture occurs, those of Chicago Ebonics and all other ebonics of the earth
will ascend with Chief Keef to the heavens. Leaving all non believers in its wake. According to Hebrews 12:26-28, 26 When God spoke the first time, his voice shook only the earth. This time he has promised to shake the earth once again, and heaven too. 27 The words “Love Sosa
nigga bang
bang I be on O bloc” mean that all created things
will someday be shaken and removed. In Chief Keef we trust, amen.