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Ebonique 

So there I was stroking my shit watching some ebonique when BAM Aunt Jemima burst in
Ebonique by even granola July 3, 2023
THE BADDEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER LAY YOUR EYES ON! Give it a week and you will fall in love with her.
Eonyia is the my wife
Eonyia by nobodyknows111333 October 6, 2023

Chicago Ebonics 

Founded by Chief Keef, this launguage was created August 15 2013 when Chief Keef releases his mixtape “bang”. This day was the the start of the great decline in the modern U.S. language. With this new language and Mumble Rap influencing our youth, the world will soon fall to an extra terrestrial species of what scientists call space nigger. This species will speak fluent Chicago Ebonics. According to multiple studies conducted by nimrod inc. Chief Keef has been linked to many ties with this life force and it is speculated that he is their leader. According to the Book of Revalation in the New Testament of the Christian bible, Armageddon is the prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times. This references the battle between Chief Keef’s extraterrestrial army and all of the worlds armies combined. Unfortunately, tensions will cause opposing countries to turn on each other and it will be an all out free for all. The end of the world is coming, when the Rapture occurs, those of Chicago Ebonics and all other ebonics of the earth will ascend with Chief Keef to the heavens. Leaving all non believers in its wake. According to Hebrews 12:26-28, 26 When God spoke the first time, his voice shook only the earth. This time he has promised to shake the earth once again, and heaven too. 27 The words “Love Sosa nigga bang bang I be on O bloc” mean that all created things will someday be shaken and removed. In Chief Keef we trust, amen.
Tyrone: I be on i bloc
John: Stop speaking Chicago Ebonics
Chicago Ebonics by Nigga milk April 7, 2019

jaehyun eboy agenda gc 

a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.
a place where all its members simp for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.

gc full of clowns.
jaehyun eboy agenda gc:

a: "i miss jaehyun"
e: "shut up you oompa loompa 1,50cm tiny leprechaun"

m: "wait guys, what does it say i‘m blocked"

r: "wait, skz is an abbreviation of stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"

na: *sends video*
everyone: "let‘s kick her out"

everyone: "jaehyun sexc"

Hot Eboy Summer 

Hot girl summer but for Eboys.
guy 1: hey bro im gonna go skateboard and pick up ur mom
guy 2: hell yeah man hot eboy summer
The commonly used forn of communicting between one African-American and another.
phrase-SHIT! cuz that nig wit his crew is stright pimpin in dat hot six fow

translation-Wow, good buddy, that citizen and his friends are traviling in a very nice vehicle.
Ebonics by snoop September 12, 2003