best fucking place on earth

The best place on the face of the muhfuckin Earth.

"This is the best fucking place on Earth."

by Neoseeker98 May 4, 2016

two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

foul the earth

Your old man can't afford another after he's been hit so hard in his nuts.

I got the half the rights to find your old man and kick him in the nuts so hard he could never foul the earth with another little shit like you.

by jdogger June 11, 2017

What on gods earth

When something is so fucking unbelievable and out of this world you say this sacred phrase.

You shat in the urinal, pissed in the sink, dried your wet toilet paper under the hand dryer and then ran off and slapped an old woman?! What on gods earth!

by derulais April 6, 2019

earth final conflict

A science-fiction television show, created by Gene Roddenberry (the creator of Star Trek.)It aired 1997-2003.

It's main plotline revolves around the arrival of a race of Aliens calling themselves Taelons. Dispite claiming to have come to earth on a mission of peace, are suspected of having other less benign intentions.

Liam: We humans have a saying "Keep your Friends close, but keep your enemies closer."

earth final conflict - "We are the companions. We are here to help."

by REB_99 September 30, 2007

Earth Worm

A maneuver in which you ejaculate on the anus for lubrication, forcefully penetrate, and then await your penis to go flaccid until it is gently and sensually pooped out.

The Tinder girl wasn't on birth control, so I decided to practice safe sex and finish with the earth worm.

by SDIII April 25, 2019

Flat-Earthing

When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers

Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.

by BigWumboy March 26, 2019